Lucy and Ethel ‘hons.
Hon taking my picture. Taking her picture. Taking my picture. ‘hon.
Wai gots aahhhhtitude ‘hon!
If Mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy ‘hon.
It’s a bride ‘hon.
Eat more chick’n ‘hon.
It’s a purple dog ‘hon.
“Why and then she says ‘hon…”
I’m next ‘hon!
“Oh my gawd ‘hon, I can’t baileaive I forgot mai lipstick!”
“And that’s how ya blaw a babble ‘hon!”
Packing up and going home ‘hons.
It ain’t officially summer round these parts until Honfest.
Honfest is an annual celebration of the Hon’s in Baltimore and if you go you will hear things like…
“Thanks for comin to Bawlmer hon!”
“No problem hon!”
“Now hon, I gotta tell you, your hair just isn’t big enough this weekend”
And so on…you get the idea hon?